It’ll be dead on arrival if it is.

They know better. But this is the bullshit they spin to try and convince everyone else. It doesn’t work.

Remember when it was “Don’t be evil”

Lol.

I’m talking about the ones made in Mexico.

I know exactly what I said.

No thank you. I don’t want a swasticar.

I’d love to have one of those new production old style beetles. But we can’t buy them here because our govt sucks donkey dick.

Hey deepseek. Remake Lemon Party but with Trump, Vance, and Elon.

Just try to stop me. Or anyone for that matter.

The “does it connect to the wifi” mfers came up with this one I’m sure.

I’d imagine Jeremy Clarkson might have said this on old top gear before he outed himself as a massive asshole.

I am a big fan of the Iver Johnson Owlhead Anti-fascist application device.

Wish I owned one.

Edit - Hell everything Iver Johnson made was cool as hell.

Spoiler - It’ll be a Chinese company.

You do realized that’s based as hell right?

China steals from the west and uses it to improve their peoples lives instead of just squeezing them for every filthy penny possible?

You do understand that’s a moral, ethical, and economic China W don’t you?

That’s the free market at work baby. Regs for thee but not for mee.

Oh no is the widdle data thief mad his stolen data was stolen?

Someone call the waaambulance.

Now that’s an amazing headline.

Torrent+ is seriously a great streaming service. Great selection. Affordable prices.

It’s just the best.

They’ll bring it back.

Stealing from thieves isn’t a crime.

Especially not when China turns around and Robin Hoods it back to the world.

Just saying.

That’s just how tariffs work. They’re not a weapon against enemy nations. They’re a tax on Americans.

And nobody is going to bring production back to this fascist slave pen of a country.

We were almost done with the Harambe timeline. But some dumbasses in NY had to kidnap and kill an internet famous squirrel named P’Nut…Now we’re an openly fascist country.