It’s still real to me dammit!

Metal heads and punks are also really inclusive despite society viewing them otherwise.

There are lots of companies that offer stock as well as monetary compensation, and things like profit sharing.

“But that makes people work just hard enough that they don’t get fired”

“It’s a question of motivation. If I bust my ass and Initec ships a few more units I don’t see another dime. So where’s the motivation?”

It’s insane that companies haven’t gotten this hint in the 27 years since Office Space was released.

It would be awesome for a bunch of woodworkers to carve some ghost guns to show how stupid this is. Printing can’t be that much stronger than oak, so it should work.

Which is why I drive a dumb fartbox that doesn’t even shift for me and not Formica countertops with an iPad and a game controller.

Maybe this guy really likes flags

Shitflakes, Bo Banders

Staten Island should just go be part of New Jersey.

This is like my gambling story, except I just lost $60 on a slot machine in ten minutes and wondered why people thought this was fun.

Back when we wore onions on our belts sports betting was related to the mafia. Bookies were low level operators, and people who owed money got their legs broken.

“No! Those racist, drug-addled, perpetually drunk rich assholes wrote the PERFECT document that must NEVER be changed!” - America

That face is a big reason why I kept that box

All those folks worrying about population decline should be thrilled

Much better

Oh no too much sunshine

Bonus shot w/o nose

Because a dick is too obvious:

Iron Maiden’s Iron Maiden on Iron Maiden ties with Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath on Black Sabbath.