I’d be interested if this sort of exaggeration humor was common in Victorian England. Giving them all those things each day has a very “Lucy and Ethel at the chocolate factory” vibe that would be very amusing after a wassail or two.

Meanwhile I’ve still got customers who are running CentOS 6.

Deet deet doot doot deet deet doot doot

That’s not at all what happened.

The donkey showed people the positions and the people sat at home.

The same assholes as usual voted Republican and that’s how Trump won.

People were lazy, disinterested, and not motivated to vote for the incumbent party.

How’s he doing? I heard he had some health problems.

After just one season, too. Damn shame. Tim Curry was amazing.

Back in 2016 I was living in the middle of Trump country, but when I told them I was supporting Bernie and not Clinton they’d say something like “I don’t agree with him on a lot of stuff but I respect him and like that he hates billionaires.”

I really think he could have won.

Trump got about the same amount of votes, but Harris got way fewer than Biden did. It wasn’t hate that won the election, but apathy that lost it.

Ned is a goddamn hero

Hack the planet!

(Except those were roller blades because 90s)

Pair a full size Bluetooth keyboard to your phone

I want switches on the headliner so I feel like a pilot

Woe to the fediverse instance that experiences a Swiftie Tsunami

When movies were on cable they’d at least edit the movie to fit between ad breaks. Modern streaming services have no concern for the content, and will just drop an ad wherever.

I like counting my breathing as well, but I find that remembering what number I’m on keeps me awake. So I count my breaths from 10 to 0 and then back to 10 again.

Good news! With our new work from home policy you get to stay in your concrete block all day!

Also, in nomadic neolithic societies women were treated as equals. Agriculture was a trap.

CGP Grey hasn’t made a video about it because he can’t stop staring at it

I’ll only buy it if there’s a scale model of Menards in the scale model of Menards

I’ll keep my organic farming and connection to nature, thanks.

Though I’d prefer to go back a few million years before humans even evolved.

For one the only thing I could find was a locked-down Facebook profile.

They were running unopposed.