If they weren’t overworked and underpaid they wouldn’t need third parties for that stuff.

The only IT departments I’ve seen who are more overworked and under qualified than government is health care and educational institutions.

Yeah, standing with that weirdo in the middle makes the other two a lot less cool.

That’s so annoying

“The X-Files”

All the time? Fuck no. Hell, my wife and I love each other in part because we like time alone.

Everyone’s presence is annoying. That’s called being human.

Deleting a post because it got downvotes? Who are these babies who can’t take people not liking them?

Sorry, that was for Chewie’s father-in-law

Cops can just knock down the door.

Why would I leave a key under my mat for the cops in the first place?

SA is also the abbreviation for sexual assault

If you weren’t going for an Alice In Chains reference you nailed it anyway

Teamwork makes the dream work

The same reason the Nazis came to power: Henry Ford and his antisemitism.

For real.

This will be an essential part of industry quite soon. It all runs on old versions of windows and having a compatible, supported runtime will be invaluable.

Quick, think of some synonyms for flock. I’ll get us started:

Murder.

Gaggle.

Parliament.

THAT’S MY AIRSPACE I DON’T KNOW YOU

What fact?