The ol’ switcherooski. Abruptly end support for your previous product, force people to buy all new hardware, then when everybody is on board you hit em with consumer-hostile monetization attempts. Classic Microsoft baby.

Hes a snack 'em all right.

Its not a question of “if” but “when.”

Zomboid is my shit. 400 hours and counting.

Having a good “look” or dressing well goes a long way for me. Not even just one particular style, so long as theyre owning it with confidence and flair.

Good on ya, Gents.

what if you think being in to wars and history (The dry, battle of X kind of history, not cool shit like slave rebellions and famines) is kinda lame? Am I like a conscientious objector?

an important rule of capital is that in order to get it, you must have it

The fleshlight in the corner almost escaped my notice

Republicans don’t understand satire or metaphor. They think trolling is wit.

Retro anything has jumped in value tremendously; for me its been game hardware.

Nah man you gotta toast it low and slow until its all goo inside but carmelized on the outside. You dont even need chocolate or graham cracker at that point

Keep changing the marshmallow out until you get lucky

My dude, the subject of the article exists. That is the differentiator.

“…nothing”

Phone Charger/Wall Charger

We all drank from a hose, we get it. Thats why we are all mentally deficient from lead posioning.

Can someone explain the fervor over this game? I played the first one and bounced completely off of it. It was slick for sure, but obtuse and kinda janky.

Batman is such a buzzkill.

When I was a teen I asked my religious homophobic grandma if animals dont have rational thought but can still be gay, how did they “choose” to be gay? Her response? Gay penguins dont have souls so it doesnt count.