I am, but it’s only because I’m barely coping. Gotta laugh sometimes, since I’m crying the rest.

Cutting potatoes makes Americans cry, got it.

My brain is somehow hearing the original voice, just…in the Spanish I’m reading. Maybe that’s why it sounds menacing haha

Never before have I heard Spanish in a Scottish accent. My brain just tried it and I’m amused.

Oh my goodness, that fluffy tail! Such a pretty kitty!

McBride is truly awe-inspiring. She’s so strong.

This was my first thought, too 😂

Wait until I’m about to die, then go back to when the first land-dwelling animals first started coming ashore. I’d bring a bunch of cockroaches with me and then I’d die there. Either the roaches or my decaying corpse will hopefully cause enough change to the timeline that humanity never develops in the first place.

I think that’s the most I could screw over the (human) world.

Careful, we won’t have burn units here in the US for much longer.

He singlehandedly turned them into swastikars /swasticars, so I imagine he’s got something to do with it, yeah.

Nah, I’m pretty sure I’ll see you hanging out with the rest of us at OP’s place, hundreds of miles away, at that exact time.

I like to call it the “ta da!” because the Spanish acronym is TDAH. Who doesn’t like being able to say “ta da!”?

Leaving behind only Saddam Hussein.

Did they title the offer “Fork in the Road,” too?

…can you help ban them in the US, too, please?

So glad every time I see someone share this.

You forgot Nazi.

Time to make him Tim Apple to everyone else, too.

I expect the delivery comes off as he isn’t actually trying/wanting to sleep with any of them; it’s nonthreatening, so people may be more receptive to his comments.

The only time I have ever had a tampon come out on its own, even partially, was during a super heavy flow day as I was on the pot. That was one of the singular most unpleasant feelings I’ve had on a toilet.