Sort of, Dan Wilson said he had the idea while writing the song because his wife was pregnant so he slipped it in as a double entendre. It’s like 90% bar closing with a couple lines alluding to being born: “Closing time, this room won’t be open till your brothers or your sisters come”.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Aww don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

The article is drawing comparisons between what conservatives choose to be outraged by vs the things they actively engage in.

Her: No, silly. Protection for your penis.

My, crying: WHAT’S UP THERE??