Or the Hidden Valley powder packet + a container of sour cream. Nothing pre-made.

Sony boss asks customers to push back harder.

With enough of them, you can build your own house, though. You’d be stupid not to buy as many as possible. That’s just good, common-sense investing.

At the very least, it’s possible he could 1.) travel both paths, if they are relatively short OR 2.) travel part of the first path, then either cut across directly or loop back to travel part of the other path. Hell, they might even connect and form a big circle, if they’re headed in the same direction, so you could probably make a scenic loop? Worst case scenario, you go back another day.

I like the comic. The censorship kind of detracts/distracts.

They really should.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

The Rapture = At literally any moment, your little child self could be snatched violently upward into space/some unknown cosmic destination to the sound of blaring celestial trumpets from the skies, etc. This is 100% real and seems increasingly likely, by the day.

Night-night, sweetie!

There’s also a Meeeeeeemooooomeeeeemoooo or a Neeeeeeee-nrrrrr Neeeeee-nrrrrrr, if you will.

I hope this doesn’t affect my folders full of every Sega game rom ever.

The handful I’ve encountered up-close-and-personal are legitimately miserable. Nice trips, sure. Nice stuff. But the opposite of “joyful” in a very obvious way.

What’s it like, Ron?

Sex for me usually involves closing 50 browser tabs right after.

Unplug for awhile…before we’re all unplugged!!!

Mine is definitely playing on the Mad Catz controller in the third port.

Just press spacebar on every wall cube and you’ll eventually find all of the hidden doors.

His breakfast Big Mac could still go down wrong this morning.

Exactly, the guillotine is a durable/capital good. Yeah, you make more on one, but how many are you going to sell relative to torches and pitchforks?

You short-sighted investors are piling in on guillotines, meanwhile I’ve been snatching up shares in pitchfork and torch companies with strong fundamentals for pennies on the dollar.

Cockroaches are among my greatest fears. The fact that this has happened to multiple people is among the worst things I’ve ever learned.