I can fix… wait, no, she’s perfect.

Sinking ship.

Yeah, Sam, we know.

You could, I don’t know, google it:

https://yelp.to/2Q6tjlNPzz

How do you fuck up biscuits and gravy? The name is the ingredients.

Literally looks like shit:

Blasted.

Both good.

Someone heard about IBM providing punch card machines for Auschwitz and thought that was insufficiently banal.

Why not Kamchatka?

Did they.

I understand why startups want cloud services. Don’t know why a group that reached the top of the s-curve a decade ago wants to pad Microsoft’s or google’s or Amazon’s profits.

I suppose shard(t)ing, but wouldn’t a CDN be a better fit? Maybe GDPR.

Enshiteifying.

Stack Overflow no longer has any physical datacenters

Do they think cloud services are literally non-corporal?

Has the cloud rug-pull happened yet or are they waiting for some recession to jack up prices?

Jesus, is she still around?

Why.

Shiezekopff

CrossFit.

Writing code is the easiest part of my job. Why are you taking that away?