- Ah, nice to see this Perry Bible Fellowship classic. Always a favorite. - What are they up to now? - I was always bummed they didn’t become a bigger thing, like a book or series. - I’m honestly not sure. Nick didn’t publish anything for like 10 years but then some more comics tickled out for a while and stopped again. Maybe there’s an interview somewhere. - I get it. I was the same way with YouTube videos until I decided I just didn’t want to do them anymore. I would do them in spurts of creativity. (Get your mind out of the gutter!) 
 
 
 
- I’m not seeing the wheelchair ramp on the volcano - That’s what the rainbow lifts are for. 
- Where we’re going you don’t need wheelchairs to move - Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂 
 
 
- I mean judging by the cast, he could have used his upper body strength to get in the regular cloud death swing. But I guess it’s cool Aranaktu is thoughtful enough to include accessibility. - maybe he has other hidden disabilities that prevent him from doing that. dont be so closeminded - You right, that’s on me. - Too late. Into the volcano. 
 
 
 
- deleted by creator - Do you accept gifts? 
 
- Wouldn’t the second one seeing the first one released over the volcano simply jump off into the ocean? - And miss out on the sweet release from this mortal coil? - Probably not, because contrary to what video games would indicate, water does not prevent all fall damage. - So the older video games told me the truth! - that the slightest contact with any body of water is instantly fatal from any height. 
- You lied to me, Aonuma san! ;_; - You TOLD ME THE TRUTH original Assassin’s Creed. - Sure, sure, water doesn’t prevent fall damage, but a well placed hay pile and a properly executed dive will… 
 
 
- In fact, it prevents almost no fallcdamage beyond 20 feet 
- You might be able to get away with just broken legs if you landed right. Then you’d be in the middle of the ocean was broken legs. 
 
 
- They’re pretty high up, don’t think they’d survive the splat - They wouldn’t survive the sizzle either. - Yeah, I’d probably risk the water, but I doubt you’d come away unscathed 
- Sure, but, I mean, it’s Aranaktu. 
 
 
- A cloud descenda out of the sky and offers a rainbow swing to sit on and fly away. The only way a sane person would ever ride on that, unprompted and unprepared to see such a thing, is if there was a charm or mesmerizing effect happening. These folks stood no chance. The clouds showed up and Aranaktu welcomed them all. - The only way a sane person would ever ride on that, unprompted and unprepared to see such a thing, is if there was a charm or mesmerizing effect happening. - The other way would be if someone hadn’t had all hope and wonder removed from them - The other way would be if someone hadn’t had all hope and wonder removed from them - That’s why old groucy cynics rarely get dropped into Volcanos. Remember kids being a Sourpuss saves your life. 
 
 
- It’s not just a volcano, it’s Aranaktu. Why would you pass up your one chance? 
- We don’t know that the rainbows can’t restrain you 
- It’s not clear whether the people know they’re going off to be sacrificed or not. Maybe they’re glad to do it. 
- Aranaktu looks like he’s a least a kilometer tall. Those children were doomed the moment they sat on those rainbow swings. 
 
- Careful, somebody might post this in Wholesome Memes. 
- Ahh i saw that one coming, still funny 
- A true old god would have given him new legs and then sacrificed them, Araknatu Schmucknaktu. 












