Alt Text: Panel 1: Two women sit in a living room surrounded by plants, drinking coffee. One says “It’s true!” Panel 2: She continues, “Plants grow faster when you play them classical music!” Panel 3: The leaves of a potted plant are reaching towards the window “Must… flee… from… this… torture…” Panel: 4: The woman continues, “I even put on classical music when I’m not home.” The potted plant in the foreground has a thought bubble that reads, “…kill… me…”
How does the alt text know they are drinking coffee?
Or that they’re drinking at all? Maybe they just like holding mugs!
and also, who is Dr. Inking Coffee?
Try punk, metal. Metalpunk even
Please link to some good metalpunk, if that exists.
Much appreciated.
How could anyone hate this
There was a Mythbusters episode where they tested how music affects plant growth, and IIRC, their tests indicated that plants preferred loud music with bass over normal classical music.
I did a science project about this topic in school, and from the research then, I found that not only did they prefer loud music, straight up loud static noise was the best.
I don’t remember much else from that project. I think it’s the more sound waves, the better. Curious if there’s been a study about sine waves vs square vs triangle vs chaos what the differences are.
My guess is the loud bass vibrates dust particles that might clog up pores loose, or maybe helps with nutrient flow inside the plant. Like it’s affected by sound not music.
Though music might be generally better than most loud sounds because it’s one of the few cases where sound can be loud but isn’t also associated with something that adds more dust to the air, which might even give a net negative result.
Mythbusters experiments all suffer for low sample size and correlation not being causation. It’s a fun show for kids to watch, but has no scientific merit.
I mean, you only need an n of 1 to prove that you shouldn’t drive a school bus behind a 747.
I wouldn’t say zero scientific merit, but I do agree that some of their conclusions were overly strong. The “plausible” option really helped, rather than everything needing to be confirmed or denied.
That’s because nature is metal af
I found that classical music in my car was the only thing that would keep my cat calm on the way to the vet. Idk if just my cat or cats in general, but my single biased experience makes me want to believe that plants and animals like “natural instruments” for music.
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Let’s be honest, most of classical music is almost as bad as jazz.
So you have no idea about music and your taste is as shit as the plant’s?
Quite the other way around - I have a very good taste which is why I consider the entire jazz and the most of classical music being crap.
I mean, taste is entirely subjective, but you have already demonstrated that you don’t know much about stuff. Especially throwing such vast genres out altogether shows that your ignorance is the biggest part of your life ☺️ …
While the rest of the adult world enjoys actual music, you better stick to Kanye and Kid Rock.
but you have already demonstrated that you don’t know much about stuff.
Yeah? At what point?
Especially throwing such vast genres out altogether shows that your ignorance is the biggest part of your life
They both have at least one thing in common - both are crap.
you better stick to Kanye and Kid Rock.
I will leave these to you.
That’s an incorrect opinion on Lemmy
That’s an incorrect opinion
on LemmyI know but I don’t give a fuck what other people think about my opinions 😂
Then why share it on social media?🤔
Because I want to.
Of course you do, otherwise you would’ve just shut up. You’re trying hard to get your shit taste known.
For clarity, I also don’t give a fuck what you think about my taste.
You should listen to some Frank Zappa if you don’t think you’ll like jazz.
Frank Zappa is crazy talented, but I’m not sure he’d be my first recommendation for a jazz hater.
Ha, I suppose. I just know that Frank can be a bridge for folks that aren’t typically into jazz and I’ve been back on the Zappa train lately. This person is just being obtuse.
Naah, I am all right, thank you.
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