• cinoreus@lemmy.world
    11·
    16 hours ago

    Forget duck, give me life of an Orca. It checks every single checkbox for a fun comfortable life.

    1. Endangered: humans won’t fuck with them
    2. Intelligent: one of the most intelligent animals on this planet
    3. Apex predator: we kinda take this for granted. I dont wanna spend my life being chased by hawks.
    4. No mosquito
    5. They have great social life
    6. I’m giant, I fuck with fishes, mom doesn’t tell me anything cause she too is fucking with the fishes
    • Zink@programming.dev
      3·
      15 hours ago

      I am reading #4 saying “oh my god” while looking like the dude in the anti-AI memes who is stunned when the computer says what he told it to say.