I don’t know why, but I suddenly thought of Roald Dahl.

Wait its real?? I thought it was just a House of Cards thing.

Growing up, every time dad would drive by the peach he would yell out, “put panties on the peach!”. Now as an adult, all I see is a big ole butt crack and also yell out “put panties on the peach!”.

Howdy “relative” neighbor.

I’m also in the southeastern USA and I’ve driven by the peach more times than I care to count.

I love that song, and I even heard it last week for the first time in forever, but when I see something like this, the only thing I think of is:

The butt peach! 🍑

It’s actually peach season in that area right now, and if you hit a good farmstand you can get a bunch, ridiculously fresh and quite cheap compared to grocery prices. Highly recommend

So ominous.

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You have to work pretty hard to keep it that family-friendly.