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yorbeya@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago

Who's a good boy?

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Who's a good boy?

yorbeya@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago
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  • Zombie@feddit.uk
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    20 hours ago

    B and C are ruled out by virtue of your dog is always bester than someone else’s dog. They’re good dogs, but yours is bester.

    That leaves A and D. Presumably however this is an adult playing meaning childhood dog is no longer alive. Meaning that dog was the best but not is the best. Therefore the answer is D.

    • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today
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      I think it’s actually a trick question. The dog they spotted at the mall one time actually belongs to the person creating the questions and answers on the show. Otherwise how would they know the player saw a specific dog at the mall?

      So the real answer C : the dog at the mall whose owner really determines who has the best dog on their own test.

    • porcelainpitcher@lemmy.today
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      20 hours ago

      Correct!

  • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
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    22 hours ago

    Clearly it’s all of the above, but the most correct answer is ‘your current dog’. Your current dog is always the best boy (or girl).

    • Naz@sh.itjust.works
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      21 hours ago

      Is that your final answer?

      (Tense music and lights lowering)

      • tetris11@feddit.uk
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        19 hours ago

        !

        *Metal Gear Theme intesifies*

        • Sundray@lemmus.org
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          18 hours ago

          “Who’s footprints pawprints are these?”

    • JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip
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      21 hours ago

      What if I have 3 dogs?

      • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        21 hours ago

        They collectively contribute to 1 whole best pupper

        • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world
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          20 hours ago

          Careful. This line of thinking often leads to Cerberus.

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          What if?..

          • palordrolap@fedia.io
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            I was thinking more the dog equivalent of that Family Guy gag where three girls lean in close to take a group selfie and somehow merge into one fat woman.

            … Found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDU0-DuvlQU

        • JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip
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          21 hours ago

          I’ll take it!

        • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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          Does that also mean that you end up with 2 whole bad boys?

          Duke and Spike putting on leather jackets next to their motorcycles

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        They are all the best. But the question was who is the bestest.

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          This question brought to you by Little Caesars and their Extra Most Bestest pizza.

        • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
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          21 hours ago

          Yes, all of them

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        It’s like the holy trinity. They are all simultaneously the one best boy.

  • moonshadow@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s “D”. Love the one you’re with :)

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    Okay, that made me chuckle. Good comic.

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    phone a friend.

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      But then you get the option E: the friend’s dog. Which makes things even more difficult. You ask the audience and there are suddenly not enough letters in the alphabet for options and you’re truly fucked.

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      *insert four choices for Best Friend*

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