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Probably: Ho Lee Fuk
I’m ethnic Chinese so that makes it even better
The airline pilot?!?
You may be thinking of Bam Ding Ow.
I think they were referring to Wi To Lo.
Nooo the pilot for that was Sum Ting Wong
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Dave.
No last name, just Dave.
Thanks! I was just looking for this joke the other day
Joke Dave boss Pope 🤣 Hook hand man car door
secretlyaddictedtodick
I’d go with something that has a little more class than most of the suggestions here. Something with a certain ring to it. Like… Biggus Dickus
What’s so funny about ‘Biggus Dickus’?
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called ‘Biggus Dickus’.
He has a wife you know.
A bit late to the party but: Barry McAuckner
Hugh Jdisappointment
Dixon Cider
Jasmine Mourningwood, and i would be a goth femboy, (so only a little change)
Tommy Cordero
Al Dente: the perfect balance between soft and hard.
My last name is a gemstone that is already used by strippers/pornstars often so I would probably keep that as the second part of my name but come up with something funny and/or masculine sounding for the first part since I’m a straight guy and not a female stripper/porn star.
Fuck it ill go with Dick Diamond.
Gives you a opportunity for great catch phrase:
“I’m as hard as a diamond” “Dont bite this diamond” “This diamond performs under intense heat and pressure”
I have used all of these and more accompanied by a goofy smirk. My girlfriends have not found it as funny as I have. Haha
“Diamonds are forever” and “Diamonds are a woman’s best friends” are interesting catch phrases too
Is this Jack Ruby’s lemmy account?
The Jimmy the Jizzler
