Thing that’s starting to irk me is the bigger picture. To some degree we kinda present the “-gates” as the next thing in the media. Like as if you’re following a television series waiting for the next episode to drop. And that creates this feeling that it’s just a temporary thing that has no impact. Once it’s out of the news cycle it’s resolved and life goes on as usual.
I think we all know rationally speaking that with everything that’s going on, it’s quite the opposite. It’s not just Epstein/Trump/…-gate. It’s fucking “everything is connected and everything is fucked”-gate.
wait until you find out that if the same happens to Elon Musk, Elongate will be really drawn out
ba dum tss
I want it to be named Gatesgate.
Nah, it’s gonna be the Gatesgate
If it involves a gator at a gate it’s gonna be Gates Gator Gate Gate
We really need to stop affixing
-gateon to every conspiracy and scandal.The problem isn’t the -gate suffix, it’s that we’ve had a once-in-a-decade scandal each month for the last 10 years.
Thing is, the most recent findings go back almost 15 or more…
You can’t just take it away - ya gotta come up with a good replacement that’ll catch on even better so people will switch.
-slop seems to have already caught on
Gates-slop. Sounds like a mess made in the bedroom.
That’s outrageous. What you are suggesting is gategate!
Have an upvote.
Now dadjokes is over there.
where? 😭
Under there
If???
i guess has to be one that stands out above the others, so could be referred as the gates’ gate, or the gatest gate, or the mother of all gates
Only if it happened at the Billgate hotel. Otherwise it’s a 9/11
Gate^2
*Throws angry up-vote at OP & stomps off.*
No. Blowing bubba is a billgate.
It’d be the Gategate. It would only be called Billgate if Bill was a woman.
For you, the day a billionaire is involved in a scandal is a big thing. For me, it’s a Wednesday.









