Thing that’s starting to irk me is the bigger picture. To some degree we kinda present the “-gates” as the next thing in the media. Like as if you’re following a television series waiting for the next episode to drop. And that creates this feeling that it’s just a temporary thing that has no impact. Once it’s out of the news cycle it’s resolved and life goes on as usual.
I think we all know rationally speaking that with everything that’s going on, it’s quite the opposite. It’s not just Epstein/Trump/…-gate. It’s fucking “everything is connected and everything is fucked”-gate.
wait until you find out that if the same happens to Elon Musk, Elongate will be really drawn out
ba dum tss
I want it to be named Gatesgate.
Nah, it’s gonna be the Gatesgate
If it involves a gator at a gate it’s gonna be Gates Gator Gate Gate
We really need to stop affixing
-gateon to every conspiracy and scandal.The problem isn’t the -gate suffix, it’s that we’ve had a once-in-a-decade scandal each month for the last 10 years.
Thing is, the most recent findings go back almost 15 or more…
You can’t just take it away - ya gotta come up with a good replacement that’ll catch on even better so people will switch.
-slop seems to have already caught on
Gates-slop. Sounds like a mess made in the bedroom.
That’s outrageous. What you are suggesting is gategate!
Have an upvote.
Now dadjokes is over there.
where? 😭
Under there
If???
i guess has to be one that stands out above the others, so could be referred as the gates’ gate, or the gatest gate, or the mother of all gates
Gate^2
Only if it happened at the Billgate hotel. Otherwise it’s a 9/11
*Throws angry up-vote at OP & stomps off.*
No. Blowing bubba is a billgate.
It’d be the Gategate. It would only be called Billgate if Bill was a woman.
For you, the day a billionaire is involved in a scandal is a big thing. For me, it’s a Wednesday.









