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Beep@lemmus.orgBanned to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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Once Bitten, Pee Shy

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Once Bitten, Pee Shy

Beep@lemmus.orgBanned to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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  • TurboWafflz@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    there sure are a lot of horny comics here lately

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      21 days ago

      we’re celebrating a friend coming home

    • Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      21 days ago

      I-is that not why we’re here? 🫣

      • Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works
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        Definitely the major reason I’m here 🤷

    • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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      21 days ago

      I’m fine with horny, but bland is unacceptable.

      • buddascrayon@lemmy.world
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        Oglaf has set such a high bar for being both horney and funny that it’s something of a mount everest for others to climb to their heights.

        • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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          that it’s something of a mount everest for others to climb

          i was expecting this to be the built-up of something else.

          • YerLam@lemmy.world
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            Build up with an unsatisfying ending? I’m sure Ivan the Apprentice can relate.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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        What if it’s both bland and horny?

        • Krauerking@lemy.lol
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          21 days ago

          See above comic.

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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            He ate asparagus for lunch so it’s not bland at all.

            • Krauerking@lemy.lol
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  • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
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    Wtf is wrong with some people

  • Krauerking@lemy.lol
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    21 days ago

    So the punchline is… Pull out your dick and piss in her mouth because…

    She’s a public bathroom?
    I don’t think I get horny post comics.

    • BranBucket@lemmy.world
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      I chuckled a little.

      I took it as her being aggressively kinky and provocative to tease and embarrass her uptight partner, nothing says one way or the other as to if she’s really into that sort of thing or just messing with him since he clearly wouldn’t go through with it, and the punchline being his flustered and mortified reaction rather than just the sexual innuendo.

      But the artist wasn’t shy about playing up the horniness and titillation either.

      However, that’s not the only way to look at it, and it’s not like we’re dealing with Shakespeare here.

      • musubibreakfast@lemmy.world
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        You’re wrong, this is obviously a reference to Shakespeare’s Taming of the Shrew. In act 2, Scene 1 Petruchio says to Katherine: “Who knows where a wasp does wear his sting - In his tail.” After a back and forth Petruchio says: “What, with my tongue in your tail! Nay, come again, Good Kate, I am a gentleman.” This comic clearly swaps the roles of Petruchio and Katherine to say something very profound about our society, definitely not a dumb horny comic

        • BranBucket@lemmy.world
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          I’m not sure how I missed this. It’s so obvious when you think about it!

    • CluckN@lemmy.world
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      21 days ago

      horny post comics

      You understand completely

    • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I just read it as an artist saying “hey I can draw in this style, would you like to see more by paying me money at my Patreon or paying for a commission or something like that?”

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      This post is clearly horny but I don’t know why everyone is saying there’s no punchline. The punchline is that pissing in her mouth in the store is exposure therapy.

      This is honestly funnier and more well-paced than like half the comics that get posted here.

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        “Exposure therapy” is exposing someone to their fear in a safe space, so idea is she’s representing what he fears (public bathrooms) and the safe space is her mouth in a grocery store.

        This literally just reads as a fetish. I don’t get a joke.

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          Exposure therapy joke: Him exposing himself.
          At least that’s how it makes sense to me.

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    Rick astley considers giving you up

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    Aaaah, I get it, he gets an erection from this common porn trope, so he doesnt need to pee anymore, right?

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      Do people think an election erection somehow does away with the need to pee?

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        not the need itself, but the plumbing wont let it happen.

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          Removed by mod

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          Deleted by author

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          Removed by mod

  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Why is this image hosted on reddit?

    Please, when you crosspost, make sure to re-upload it so i don’t have to go to that website to see the image in higher-res.

    • Beep@lemmus.orgBannedOP
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      This is the same resolution?!

      • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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        It’s not hosted at a reddit link though, which gives it higher resolution in our hearts.

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    you know what i need a generic one of these:

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      There have been at least 3 posts that had me reacting like this today. Why is Lemmy so horny lately?

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        Springtime…plants and animals are all suddenly getting very giggity.

      • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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        You can’t create art if you’re not horny.

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          Horny, depressed, vengeful, and enraged. The four horsemen of art.

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    Do the “toilet for a day” challenge. You surely won’t regret doing the “toilet for a day” challenge.

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      That sounds like it would be really hard on your kidneys

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        Not a doctor.

        I imagine that if they (top and bottom) drink plenty of water during the day it should be fine.

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          It is.

          Also not a doctor so don’t ask how I know.

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            … How do you know?

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              They said DONT ask.

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    Jesus cannot fuck Christ in the Christian mythology, this would imply one of them is an impostor.

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      Clearly you haven’t understood the nature of the trinity. Father and son get to fucking and the holy ghost jerks off in the corner.

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        The holy Trinity is two in the pink, one in the stink.

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      it took me a second to get it but that’s actually a good joke why are people downvoting you

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        some people get really angsty when you make fun of their god, but have no problems throwing stones at yours

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    Tell me an incel have draw this comic without telling me.

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      dude, tell me you don’t know any artists without telling me you don’t know any artists. they draw porny stuff because they got bills to pay.

      dude acting like he’s too good to take his clothes off for money if he’s broke.

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        dude acting like he’s too good to take his clothes off for money if he’s broke.

        I would. I’m just pretty sure i wouldn’t make any money.

        Bwt sorry if i think that a “piss in my mouth daddy” kind of comics, is a bit biased. At times, I feel embarrassed by my outdated opinions.

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          Why would you be sorry about your own opinion?

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            I’m not 👌

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              says “sorry”

              “I’m not sorry”

              … are you on the spectrum?

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                👉 Irony 👈

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