The United States of Whatever
Wendigo
It’s an Algonquin cryptid / monster with an insatiable hunger for human flesh and a love of murder. Generally greedy and evil. Also known to smell bad.
Honors our native heritage and says something about our beloved country’s strength of character.
“It’s just a prank, Han!”
Wackoland
Formally: Jeb! Informally: Jebland Dialectical variant of English: Jeblish Collective name for the people of Jebland: Jebanese
I’m kidding of course. We all know the process to rename the U.S. would be taken over by the wealthy and we’d wind up named HCH (Human Capital Holdings), LLC, a shell corporation/nation that is jointly owned by Blackrock, Vanguard, and State Street.
The United States Inc. since that’s all we are anyway…
United Corp.
Whatever the Cherokee word for “stolen land” is.
Truly the English specialty: stealing stuff from other people.
What’s the only reason the pyramids are still in Egypt? They’re too big to fit in the British museum.
Too big to fit English ships you mean ;)
TwatWaffle McDunceland
Rename it to Mexico. Then the whole gulf of mexico situation is fixed.
United States of Native America
United Tribes of America
Muskland. Quickly so we can start a fight.
As Amerigo is the Italianized version of the German ‘Emmerich’, is call it like that.
Bonus is that there is a very unassuming German border town called thusly.
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OK hear me out: It should be named after the first European explorer to discover it and popularize the European expansion: Christopher Columbus.
- Like its namesake, the nation too is racist, cruel and genocidal. Even the Spanish Inquisition era Catholics were like, damn Christopher!
- Like the largest exporter of cocaíne in South America, it too is full of drugs, and its elections are the plaything of big money cartels and foreign powers.
- It was mostly settled by white people from England.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you your new nation: British Columbia.
Eagleland
I played far too much Earthbound.
Hank D. Hamburgers Electric Freedom Gun-Republic
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The Adjacent States of Denial
